math monkey

An individual with exceptional math abilities or aptitude.

Complementary term

We all spent the morning trying to figure out the problem and we finally called a math monkey in Accounting.

The company was looking for a math monkey that could not only complete the calucations but understood the formulas.

In Algebra 2 the math monkey understood things without opening the book.

by Investments4cash August 22, 2017

Go monkey

The most suspenseful form of craziness. Only a few people can actually reach the level of go monkey. Some extraordinary humans are lucky to reach go ape.

Hey man you see mike Tyson go monkey on his opponent last night

by Snake145 March 19, 2019

Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.

"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."

by trashmonkey1 August 9, 2019

sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.

I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey

by 1aputa September 14, 2017

There's no protocol for monkeys

When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.

"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"

by VintageCola May 11, 2018

Poke the Monkey

Ask for one's opinion knowing that it may be terse or unfavorable.

Bob: What do you think about Obama?
Ed: Do you really want to poke the monkey....

by IndianaGuy June 19, 2016

Monkey Bang

From the hours 12AM-4AM you can run into garages sideways at full speed with the intent to make large dents and/or holes in the garage.

“Yo, me and the boys just monkey banged that garage and totally destroyed it.”

by monkeybanger69 August 4, 2020