Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.
The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
John- What the hell happened to you?
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
by Zahvi Bo September 30, 2025
Get the Sack Scratchmug. When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.
Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.
by Jimmy 2-times February 18, 2017
Get the sack touchmug. by burdenbageater69 April 16, 2018
Get the Sack Sneefamug. The small amount of radiation that breifly shocks the male genitals when a text is received and the victims phone is in his pants pocket.
I always get that uncomfortable feeling of a suspicion that my sperm count goes down a notch every time I feel my phone virbate in my pocket, damn sack zaps
by superjeenyus January 27, 2010
Get the Sack Zapmug. Random conversation: That guy's a total fucking sack packer.
After dieing in Halo 3: Fuck, I was killed. Fuck you you teabagging sack packer! (after seeing some noob teabagging the corpse)
After dieing in Halo 3: Fuck, I was killed. Fuck you you teabagging sack packer! (after seeing some noob teabagging the corpse)
by Kid Aqua January 6, 2008
Get the sack packermug. Guy 1: “I just fucked the shit out of your sister”
Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”
Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
Guy 2: “Why I outta slime yo ahh out hooligan!”
Guy 1: “Relax, dude… just tugging your sack!”
by A dude with a big cock March 10, 2025
Get the Just tugging your sackmug. A sack hat is a baseball cap that has the following characteristics:
-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo
-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Being old
-A hat that old people frequently wear
-Having a really old or outdated logo
-Being a blank hat of any color without anything else on it
-The front of the hat being softer than the rest of the hat
-Having mesh on the back half of the hat
-Instead of velcro or being a fitted hat, it has little buttons that you have to click in place on the back of the hat
-Having a tag that says "one size fits most"
-Jerry has a Dallas Cowboys hat from 1991. It has soft foam at the front and little buttons at the back. It was probably worn when watching Troy Aikman play in the Super Bowl. It is a sack hat.
-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
-Darius has a St. Louis Cardinals hat with a 1920's logo on it, the back half being mesh with little buttons. It is also a sack hat.
by LaGarrius July 8, 2010
Get the Sack Hatmug.