Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.

Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!

by PeterEater123 May 18, 2023

ethan

a person who’s eyes are facing the wrong direction

ethan you blind twat

by ligma900 May 20, 2023

Ethan

The kinda guy to secretly dress up as a girl and stick sharpies in his ass

"did you hear ethan sticks sharpies in his ass"

by MaxD2005 May 22, 2023

Ethan Crafton

Ethan Crafton is a bad baseball player. His entire personality usually revolves around his best friend. He tells his family they are just friends…but we know the truth…other than that he is great…sometimes…

Ethan Crafton is a hairy narwhal.

by Ethan Crafton hater May 24, 2023

Ethan Manuel

A funny guy, Haitian funny person who does the best tiktok's and is currently in school.

Bob: Ethan Manuel is the nicest person I ever met man!

by sheluvsped May 25, 2023

Ethan belulia

The most godly man you'll ever meet. His presence will jaw drop and dick hard.

Holy shit there goes Ethan belulia I've just got rock hard!

by Adrian galism May 30, 2023

ethan binion

sexy daddy daddy daddy daddy

tia’s boyfriend so hot so perfect

slay queen daddy

did you see ethan binion? his ass is so fat!!

by 123lgbdaddy June 13, 2023