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David Herman

David herman is the modern day King David Sent by shiva to be the Only true God of the world. You can find him in some place in Ohio USA

He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..
The king david Herman will be praised
by anonymous March 29, 2023
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David Monkypants

David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.

If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
"David Monkypants! What's up!"
"Shut the fuck up little green fn"
by wibbawobba June 7, 2024
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David Kavanagh Hayde

A man who dropped out of school to do nothing with his life, launder money off his parents, and swear to people hes going to make it big
"Hey, have you seen John in school lately?"

"No. Hes pulling a David Kavanagh Hayde."
"What a faggot"
by Surzy Wurzy October 30, 2023
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david stanford

Hay you met the music man David Stanford yet
No but I hear he was in home and away
by Ninja warrior 7950 April 3, 2017
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David

david is so cool he litarly is like the best like he is so funny he has such cool eyes and he is so good at sports and whenever he tries doing something he is instantly good at it. He has the best smile and is so cool.
David Cool
by I love apple pay January 27, 2022
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Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.
Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me
by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025
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David

A person who is tall and is rude to everyone
That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"
by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021
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