Teddy cat

A cat who decieves you with his cuddles then farts.

Aww its a teddy cat! oh no. I smell fartz.

by Annatwodicks March 22, 2010

Tidy Cat

To smear cat poop on an enemy's car door handle when they have done something mean to you.

"Hey Brendon, our stupid hippie neighbors parked in my spot again so I totally pulled a Tidy Cat on them. They'll be washing their hands for weeks!"

by Absolut Ang July 28, 2011

Cat Jumptastics

When cats jump over obsticals pruely for the pleasure of people

Person 1: I'm gona see Cat Jumptastics today!
Person 2: Wow, you're so lucky, I wish I could go!
Person 1: Well you can't >:D

by miffycat November 24, 2011

Cat logic

A phenemenon where cats do something that seems weird to us but somehow makes sense to them

John: Why is your cat sitting on my pizza??
Jack: I don't know man, its a cat logic thing.

by Catloafer March 30, 2023

cat bukkake

Having more than one cat dribble on you at once

"Omg my cats dribbled on me last night"

"Man that sounds like cat bukkake"

by Snagged tooth November 26, 2013

Cat Typing

When a cat is typing, what more is there to it?

That cat is cat typing!

by ChloeV124 April 19, 2018

s0bbing..cat

Literal definition of slaying, s0bbing..cat is an amazing thing and I hope they get the best things in life.

s0bbing..cat Is amazing!
I know right!

by unicookiez2009 April 14, 2022