cock-vagina-mixing 

putting a cock into a vagina

Jose- These days there are so many assholes who turn anything I say into something gay that I am going to say cock-vagina-mixing so nobody can call me a fag

Tony- Dude you are such a faggot

Which one are you? The vagina.

cock-vagina-mixing by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010

Vague Vagina 

a person who frequently writes negative statuses with no context on a social networking site and basically makes a fool of themselves without giving anyone any real insight. (See also: Vaguebooking)

Person A: "Hey, Todd wrote some weird status saying he's sick of his life. What's that about?"

Person B: "I don't know, but he's being a real Vague Vagina right now."

Vague Vagina by Spectrebot December 28, 2011

# vagina

A word, meaning a girls pizza area.

Guy:”Nice pizza”
Girl: “I know” wriggles eyebrows. “It’s all girl’s pizza area” Looks down at # vagina.

# vagina by Shrek Vagina Girls May 13, 2018

Hung Like a Vagina 

adj (aka wanna be lesbian)

1a : tiny balls: shallow nut sac b : of, relating to, or designed for failure with lesbian women <offensive penis> c : of or relating to an attempt to score in a game or contest of vagina; also : of or relating to a team in possession of a ball or johnson

2: giving painful or unpleasant sensations : nauseous, obnoxious <an offensive odor>

3: causing displeasure or resentment <offensive remarks>

— fuck the police

He tried to get some action but he's hung like a vagina.

Holy crap it smells like midgets and sin, is Hung Like a Vagina around somewhere?

Hung Like a Vagina by Run Tim-May Run March 19, 2011

sandy vagina 

A person who is bitchy for no particular reason.

Man we really need to get that sand out of Stuarts vagina

Stuarts vagina is really sandy today

Has Stuart been to the beach lately because hes got a real sandy vagina today

sandy vagina by Ryan,Christian July 4, 2008

Chicken Vagina 

Chicken vagina refers to a slag phrase used in school. to "what's for lunch?" "CHICKEN VAGINA!"

An example of this is referred to lunch. "Billy, what's for lunch?" "CHICKEN VAGINA!"

Chicken Vagina by Harry Bohemis October 24, 2006

Squirting Vagina 

When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.

When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.

Squirting Vagina by Vdisharge April 22, 2010