Egg

Beats Kylie Jenner on Instagram,,very known

Is that the world record egg? Oh yea it is! It beat Kylie freakin Jenner on insta

by eGgS aRe ShOoK January 27, 2019

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egg

by RobloxFan December 11, 2023

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Cream egg

Luke Crap

Luke, you look like a cream egg

by MYlittleponey May 30, 2018

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Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.

A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”

by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025

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split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

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Estonian Egg Nog

When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.

Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii

by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022

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