grease fan

When a wild tuna forced you to take your pants off while rubbing itself all over your body leaving you covered in fish slime.

I tried to go fishing, but only ended up getting a grease fan for my hard work

by Moondoggie1983 October 7, 2018

Fan Fiction

A phenomenon that overpowers self control and can lead to mental problems such as being addicted to Stargate, Hamilton, and the wanting to laugh maniacally with scissors.

Fan Fiction can be an overpowering thing, Skywalker.

by ChaosBrother May 20, 2018

casual NBA fan

You.

You are a casual NBA fan that knows nothing about the sport of Basketball.

by thanksforreadingthisdefinition January 8, 2023

Fan fu

Fan is a person that is very smart. He likes to give copies of anything if you give him money. He likes girls not boys.

No one:
Fan: Anyone want copies for $2 says Fan fu

by Wikipediaforyou April 9, 2019

fan-wait

when the fans on oscillate, or turning. and you and your friends are sitting around it in the hot room, each person waiting for their 3 seconds of cool air, before it passes them, and they wish they could just f*ing stop it only on them. in extreme cases everyone leans when the gust is aproching and leaving them

Jermemiah was sitting drinking his nattie ice, pissed tim and dave were home, so he wouldn't have to deal with this damn fan-wait

by ddez December 30, 2008

Bandwagon Fan

A person who becomes a fan of winning teams in different sports from around the country, rather than being a fan of all the teams in his own area. When questioned, the person tries to pretend he’s always been a fan of those teams.

Allan Petty Pickens is a Bandwagon Fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers, Seattle Seahawks, St Louis Blues, and San Francisco Giants.

by Fakes Can GTFOH June 11, 2018

Around The Fan

When having sex in a sex swing that is connected to an industrial fan that spins around the room.

We were going around the fan when Kim Kardashian walked in.

by jpg- July 14, 2019