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Costco Syndrome

A psychological condition in which people are pressured to shop at Costco Wholesale in order to get good use of their membership. Symptoms may include buying tons of things you don't need because the prices are so good, weight gain, and diabetes because of all the snacks they have and their giant obese food court offerings.
"wheres bob"
"he's at costco"
"why is he always at costco? he has a dr appointment today about his recent weight gain ever since he became a costco member"
"oh he already went to a doctor and they diagnosed him with Chronic Costco Syndrome"
by iKingRPG February 23, 2023
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Zack Syndrome

Someone who during a serious argument or conversation, will casually post memes, joke around, not take it seriously, or use irrelevant arguments in a debate when they have no come back of their own.
dude stop having Zack Syndrome

Can you like not have Zack Syndrome?
by Parzival2112 May 11, 2021
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Goober Syndrome

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
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Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
by Eris___ February 9, 2023
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Shrek Syndrome

if a person is extermeley like shrek for example:fat,a stanky ass bitch,lives in a swamp,greasy,green skin,not girlypop,an UN-material girl.
person1:omg guys shalissa has the shrek syndrome shes literally so greasy..
by donkeyiszaddy October 29, 2022
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Stockton Syndrome

Overconfidence in one’s ability, plan, idea, or scheme while ignoring obvious concerns.
Coach James has Stockton Syndrome with tonight’s game. He believes we are unbeatable even though the other team is undefeated this season.
by Doolf June 25, 2023
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Steffi syndrome

A person suffering from Steffi syndrome believes every woman is like Steffi, until proven otherwise.
"Dude, I got rid of the Steffi syndrome!"
"How did you?"
"Just not giving a fuck and making new friends."
by brammeke11 November 29, 2016
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Palpatine syndrome

When the director keeps on bringing you back in the third installment of all the trilogies
Guy 1:That guy just keeps coming back!
Guy 2: He must have Palpatine syndrome!
by HesTooPowerfulToBeLeftDead March 14, 2020
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