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Boiled water drinker

A boiled water drinker is a person wearing an invisible veil blocking any exiting or thrilling experience in life. These persons use hypochondria as a tool in their fight against arousal (for instance, "allergies" forcing them to avoid coffee and tea, thus drinking only boiled water during breaks).

Often, the boiled water drinker would have a nanny software installed on his own computer.
-"Hey dude, wanna grab a beer after work ?"
-"Sorry, I can't. I am a boiled water drinker, but thank you."
by Geozz June 18, 2018
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rose water lizard

Someone who is notorious for trying to smell nice after sticking their fingers or body parts in nasty places without washing.
That rose water lizard bitch stuck her fingers in her boyfriends ass in an alley and sprayed herself down with Chanel.
by QueenVesuvia November 13, 2018
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Water bottle sex

When you're tired of jerking off with your hand so you fuck the shit out a water bottle until you cum, then you drink your cummy water
by Nice cock February 3, 2021
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Protection of water resources

Birth control, specifically the using a condom
Alex: "Why are you putting on a condom"
Sam: "Gotta do my protection of water resources"
by carmineee August 16, 2021
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Get a drink of water

Originating in Leflore County in Eastern Oklahoma. A phrase used to instruct someone that is just standing around watching "you" do work, or describing a useless person who watches while you work clearing knowing they should be helping.
Ty: Don't worry about rolling up these leads hand, just sit down and "get a drink of water".

Hey Ty, you need a help loading that pipe? Nah I got Hogan, just sit down and "get a drink of water"
by soured out July 21, 2017
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mexican fighting water

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.
by ayebeseedy July 1, 2011
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African Water Hair

When someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water.
Person 1: hey dude, someone described my radical hair as being the colour of African Water?
Person 2: whoa African Water Hair is when someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water !!

Person 3: Awesome dude! That's lit!
by grogro-in-da-house June 1, 2017
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