Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.

Shut up man, your tea's weak!

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Brunchternoon Tea

Breakfast, lunch, and afternoon tea all in one. The first meal of your day, eaten in the afternoon.

Just ate Brunchternoon Tea, feelin good.

by Brunchternoon Tea Guy July 23, 2025

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023

Tea without da Suga

Half of the tea w/o spilling everything.

Winemiller #1: I GOT DA TEA!!!!!
Winemiller #2:GUUUURRRLLLL! TELL ME!!!!!!
Winemiller #1: I only tell u half da tea. Tea without da Suga.

by LightskinAsian April 19, 2019

TEA

Spilling your problems or the secrets to another person that isn't your secret but sometimes might be :)

Spill the tea sis;)

by xsisterteax November 27, 2018

Alaska Tea Spill

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.

"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.

by ClintEast October 15, 2023