Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019

jana ice tea

the best drink in the world, produced in bosnia

bosnian dude: alo brajo this is so good
another bosnian dude: ma ja brajo, it's jana ice tea

by alexismightbegay December 12, 2020

BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

Cold Tea

Gossip or information about someone else that is found out late.

Did you hear about the big fight last week?
No, what fight?
Dude, you always get the cold tea.

by seafoodstartup December 6, 2021

Tea

1. Gossip or facts,usually the more spicy the facts the more "hot" the tea. Telling these "facts" is called spilling the tea.
2. A metaphoric saying meaning rumors around any subject, particually surrounding school and the beauty community.

Spill the tea sis!

by Spoodergirl March 13, 2019

Tea R.J

A therapist who seduces patients in an attempt to destroy them.

Usually, looking around for poor victims across the couch from her. Tea calculates her prey's weakness and goes in for the long game to break down her victim.

Hey did you hear about Aaron?

No, is he okay?

He was led on by his therapist and she attempted to make him look like the bad guy.

Wow, he was around TEA R.J. and she took him down.

by Thebackground May 17, 2025