spooked for real

paranoid, characterized by suspiciousness, persecutory trends, or megalomania, extremely fearful

looked at tanya, she's been up all night for 5 days & now she's spooked for real

by tuffpuff November 16, 2011

Real Rot

When a game adds unnecessary realism that does nothing but rot the fun. Usually involves obnoxious mechanics like needing to eat every 7 minutes, weapons breaking after 3 swings, or hyper-realistic chores that drag gameplay down for no reason.

“Bro, why do I have to manually scrub the rust off my sword between fights? This game’s got Real Rot.”

by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025

real.

his (steve lacy) face and the music.

perfection exists.

baby keem is the realest.
steve lacy is real.

by kudekeem March 27, 2024

real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022

real

totally fake

Do this actually exist?

No, this is totally real

by ccd derneilay July 17, 2022

real cheesy

To be one with cheese.

That guy was real cheesy.

by QuesoQuesoMan February 16, 2018

Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.

“Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”

by lil baby p April 7, 2019