Retard Style

To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function

Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.

by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025

Retard^2

An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.

The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”

by Suddenly G August 25, 2021

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Retard balls

Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.

Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls

by Ttess1 December 24, 2021

Biggest fucking retard ever

Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada

His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.

by Biggest_bird_retar April 04, 2024

retarded red neck

emma lewis...

“emma been kissin her cousins. now that’s what i call a retarded red neck!” 🤣

by mr.sean m August 30, 2019

retardance

A group of retards that form a alliance to create a retardants.

Woah, I never seen a retardance that big before, “said John.” Bro, that’s just the group of popular kids.

by Jaykishan Patel November 14, 2021