schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard

if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021

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Ferrat Boy

A small little boy who has a huge a big jacket with a ferrat like thing on the hood that he pulls off and starts attacking people with. He also has a massive big bag which he most probably lives in

Person 1: Haha, look at what Ferrat Boy is doing
Ferrat Boy: *Pulls The Ferrat off his hood and starts hitting people with it*
Person 1 & 2: *laugh*

by Neera_Rawwr April 5, 2009

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Spaghetti Boy

A lame fuck boy, a scrub, hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride, trying to holla at me.

“Hey Rachel, are you still hanging out with Ross?”

“No, he’s a spaghetti boy who forgot my birthday”

by boobguymark October 29, 2017

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touchdown boy

a guy that scores both on and off the field (both in football or other such sports and with the ladies)
referenced in blink 182's song of the same name

"I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way," now One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores"

That Kevin is such a touchdown boy. He's out on the football field scoring points every game. And then after he gets tons of action from girls, probably because they're impressed by his athletic skills.

by tchdwnboy August 15, 2009

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