Whoke Foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those vegetables locally sourced?"
"Of course, I only shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

"million dollar move with a food stamp finish

dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.

So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."

by unDURYEAted January 05, 2022

Food Destroyer

A person who will devour their food and your food. They leave no scraps. Usually named Owen.

I hate going out to eat with that person they are such a food destroyer.

by Jefferyepstein July 20, 2020

tricky foods

(noun): a meal or food that may appear to be not enough to get you full but half-way through you can handle no more.

I should have never made that bet that I could eat the entire cheesecake in one sitting. Damn tricky foods!

by hornytoad69 June 10, 2011

Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.

by Al Benedict July 03, 2013

Nigga dog food

Any kind of cheap, store-bought dog food that causes your dog to break out or develop other maladies and/or illnesses.

I could not get my dog quality dog food for her dinner tonight. She will have to settle for Nigga dog food. I hope it doesn't cause issues for her later on.

by Kt nola April 13, 2023

Food-man-choo

Unintended leakage from the sides of the mouth when consuming to much of any liquid food

Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him

by Guydudebroguy October 16, 2017