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Ninja Duck

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.
by #1id10t April 13, 2020
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Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.
Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?
by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011
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Ninja

This ninja is capping.
by Tititia July 2, 2021
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NINJA MANAGER

Formerly known as Ninja;Utkarsh, is a terminated ESL manager. He is known for his off work in some small clan and making them bigger and then leaving it.
Ninja Manager is known for his work, not for his gameplay.
by Sam zeus January 31, 2021
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sloppy ninja

When your girl is sleeping,, jerk off and cum on her face

When she is startled and starts to wake up ... duck under the bed
She had no idea where the splooge came from .. I gave her a sloppy ninja
by Sivkfuker February 20, 2017
mugGet the sloppy ninjamug.

Ninja Darone

Holy crap! Ninja Darone has the last dodgeball! I'm TOAST!
by the tomb lord October 26, 2019
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ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.
by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021
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