Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

muffin

shes the best person in detective pikachu server and the one i love

muffin i love you

by sam1318 February 2, 2021

Muffin Whaler

Someone who likes to pick up men/women whose attire causes the target to have a muffin top. Can find a Muffin Whaler at places such as the mall, bars, music festivals, etc.

Buddy was talking about this "thick chick" he picked up the other day, but she was way past being thick. Dude is a total Muffin Whaler!

by MoistSponge April 10, 2020

adorable little muffin

1. Someone who impresses others so much that a new name is created for them
2. A nickname for someone who is so massive that you forget their name.

"Hey is that Lil'Muffin?"
"No, that's the adorable little muffin!"

by Lil' Muffin January 4, 2019

muffin

badboyhalo's way of "cussing" or a fun nickname to all of his friends

Bad: hey you muffin!!
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Bad: your such a muffin!!!!!
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by Oof_Llama1105 January 4, 2021

Muffin

Filipino men that likes to poke chubby white guys named Kyle

That Muffin over there eating Jolibee sure is a dick for looking so innocent

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019