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Jacob Lyle

A Jacob Lyle is the sweatest man you will ever meet . You will recognize him from his bright red face because he is out of breath from laying in bed . When all his friends point out he’s getting fat he will deny it .
Did you see Jacob Lyle playing soccer yesterday ?
Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
by Grease king November 24, 2019
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Jacob

The most kindest and annoying person you can meet but they are really lovable and loyal and totally does not try to make out with your brother and if you are friends with someone named Jacob RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN they will annoy you to death but they will also be your bests friend and he will also be you brother from another mother but seriously tho if you are friends with someone named Jacob you are very lucky to have them in your life.
Person: "Hey Jacob"
Jacob: "Yessssssssss"
Person: "Do you wanna be friends"
Jacob: "Heck yeah"
by Poop Woopy Doopy March 19, 2023
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Jacob & Nicholas

Both are troubles. If you like one of them, the other one might like you. He is self-assertive and probably thinks you like them. They are okay-ish at insulting. Hes an old man in a young boys body and doesn't read wattpad. hes nice but when you get to know them, there just an ass thinking there a smart ass
Erica: omg is that jacob & nicholas
Raven: ugh
by orangemummy February 1, 2022
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Jacob and Reagan

The perfect couple, belong together, soulmates, hot, long distance couple.
N/A: Woah check out Jacob and Reagan, theyre the hottest couple right now!
by user67334091267 March 19, 2023
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Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water
Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move
by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018
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Jacob jacob

The best hedgehog looking boi in the whole universe of club penguin. U may find him prowling the interwebs of snapchat looking for friends because although he is a god among men he is a lonely boi. Becareful when u approach said Jacob Jacob as he is a shy boi who also infact has 2 noncey mates named josh and connor that will come for u when u least expect it. Scream when u see the queen that is Jacob Jacob and stand or sit in awe when this porcupine arrives. Always remember the legend that is jacob jacob and rememeber to join out jacob jacob cult to further worship the god.
Oof jacob jacob got me wet
by Jacob stan April 15, 2020
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jacob

A little bitch that has nice yams and loves guns..... Murcia fuck ya
my name is jacob and i got a new suppressor
by ilovemurica69 October 15, 2019
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