jacob

a fucking whore.

jacob: HOLA COMO ESTAS

by lydiot mclesb January 16, 2022

Jacob

A name used to describe a male who takes it way past the no homo threshold. He usually acts very sus and is very gay.

Jacob: Hey homies, wanna makeout?
The Bros: no, bro...that's gay..
Jacob: 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓-!

by Bitchheadass April 10, 2020

Jacob Barta

A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)

Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

jacob lawlor

best person ever everyone loves jacob

OMG!! he is so Jacob lawlor

by suck my anus whole face November 13, 2016

Jacob

Looks like sideshow bob

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy he looks like sideshow bob

Guy 2: that’s jacob!

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jacob

A guy with an absolutely massive cock due to only being 5’7 his height got put somewhere else😉 he’s charming and if he hits u up you should definitely go out with him cause it will be the best day of your life

Jacob is god fr

by Kevlikesdick November 3, 2022