Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Take everything I havemug. by Leeishere1 February 3, 2022
Get the I don't even have your water bottlemug. "Have a fungus" is a meme revolving around an image of a man holding up a mushroom, and bold text at the bottom saying "Have a fungus". There are also times where people say "Have a fungus, it can feed you for the rest of your life", indicating that it is in some way poisonous.
Have a fungus
by SubGplayz August 8, 2022
Get the have a fungusmug. 1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025
Get the I have a microwavemug. by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017
Get the let's pretend we have insurancemug. why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022
Get the why have 1 when you can have 5mug. 