Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 15, 2022

golden boy

A very tall, very athletic, young boy who is respected amongst peers, probably plays basketball, football, good at every ball he touches. May have blonde hair.

Coach: "Dude, this guy is 6'2 at 12 and is SUCH a good center for us"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"

by Smurkio June 17, 2025

Snow Golden

A golden retriever that is in fact white, not gold. AKA English Cream golden retrievers, these fluffy white fur babies are as pure as their coats. The goodest bois and girls out there.

“Did you SEE that snow golden frolicking over there??” “No, it must have blended in with the snow”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

The Golden State

Imperial Felch Masters often use this term to describe the states of either Colorado or Oregon.

"The Golden State Warriors are from Colorado, or Oregon, right Simon?"

by Tyner Bucket May 16, 2007

the golden finger

When a guy pees on his finger and inserts it into someones anus or vagina

Lars just got the golden finger!

by raggyftw May 15, 2017

Golden Arches

When a couple goes to the washroom at the same time. One partner sits on the toilet seat with their legs opened and the other partner stands over them, peeing between their legs and crossing streams. It cultivates a level of intimacy during urination.

Partner 1: Hey Sal, I have to go to the washroom, do you want to do a Golden Arches?

Partner 2: Sure Talia, if you go sit down, I’ll come stand over you.

by Big Moo Death June 08, 2024

Golden Whirlpool

When standing above s toilet pissing at just the right angle, preferably along the left edge, causing the piss in the bowl to start spinning.

Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.

by Snozingly7 March 10, 2023