Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on
"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"
by Onaeek May 24, 2017
Get the Speed-fanningmug. A highly enthusiastic male devotee to the fanny. His passion runs so deep he is continually accused of trying to “just get in my pants”.
A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.
A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.
When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.
A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.
A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.
When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.
A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
Annie: "you just want to get in my pants"
Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
by Volando Con El Viento April 23, 2025
Get the Fan Manmug. by CryptoCro August 3, 2020
Get the melon fansmug. It is me, the one and only not_your_narrator fan. I bet your wondering how I know a lot about people. I'm not a stalker btw I just I'm a witch I'm a descendant of the Bennet line
by not_your_narrator fan July 8, 2021
Get the not_your_narrator fanmug. FanGirlLioma also known as FGL of NLA is a disease, sometimes deadly, sometimes contagious, where the person is obsessed with something/someone . They love that something/someone so much that they will die for it.
Person 1: OMG! I LOVE BTS! I WILL DIE TO SEE THEM IN REAL LIFE!
Person 2: You are crazy! You most likely suffer from Fan-Girl-Liomma
Person 2: You are crazy! You most likely suffer from Fan-Girl-Liomma
by ParkkJiminn January 25, 2019
Get the Fan-girl-liommamug. A Gorilla Tag fan is a person with no father figure. Why? Because they spend 90% of their time on a dumb VR monkey game called "Gorilla Tag" .
These players are also known as
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- Clowns
- Bozos
- Children
- Idiots
- Nerds
These players are also known as
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- Clowns
- Bozos
- Children
- Idiots
- Nerds
by aughh dookie May 16, 2022
Get the Gorilla Tag fanmug. 