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Douche Bagnet

One who attracts douche bags.
Susan is always attracting losers...what a douche bagnet
by Anonymous Douche Bagnet October 20, 2010
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douche kazzo

an idiot that talks to much smack...one who is a jackass
Tattoo GTO is a douche kazzo.
Man that guy at the bar talkin all that crap is a douche kazzo!
by Mike la Vaughn March 28, 2011
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Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.
Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!
by EB1234 November 15, 2013
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Douche-T

A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.
-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.
by kh2507 March 10, 2011
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douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.
Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.
by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015
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Douche bag

a stupid ass person who doesn't know what the fuck they doin
That Douche bag is stupid
by type It January 3, 2016
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Douche-Nugget

A person(s) who is continuously a bitch/douche bag.

Someone who says/does things to intentionally put you down or upset you.

It can also refer to a group of people doing something to intentionally hurt/upset an individual or animal.
Gosh, Ted is being such a Douche-Nugget, did you hear what he said to Emily?

That poor dog, those Douche-Nuggets keep throwing rocks at it.
by Nadisaurusrex October 8, 2013
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