Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

see don't pree

When going out, to not pay close attention to someone you might know. Commonly used on social media.

(Social media post) Going to (place) /see don't pree

by Awkward.internet.teen September 04, 2017

National don't go to schools

You can get to schools at all

Hay I don't have to worry about going to school today because it's national don't go to schools

by Blake Houston December 13, 2020

Don't Spill

The coolest man ever. He is short and stout but really cool.

"Don't Spill is above every other!" I need to give $50 to Don't Spill!"

by Don't Spill April 25, 2022

You don't pay my sub

An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.

Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*

by YoyoGuy100 June 01, 2022

DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!

SAID TO EASE YOUR WAY INTO AN APOLOGY BECAUSE IT REMINDS THE PERSON OF ANTOINE AND BLAINE OF 'MEN ON FILM' ON IN LIVING COLOR AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START LAUGHING AND/OR FORGET WHY THEY WERE MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

TODD: NOT NOW. I'M PISSED AT YOU!
ALICE: AT LEAST HEAR ME OUT.
TODD: (SILENT BROODING)
ALICE: DON'T BE MAD, 'TOINE!
TODD: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, LAUGHING) WELL, 2 SNAPS UP , AN AIR KISS AND A WINK!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 June 21, 2017

don't change the subject

To tell someone not to say things off-topic to throw someone off. Mainly told when someone is caught doing something bad.

"How are you suddenly walking fine after you recently just got a leg injury?"
"Isn't the sky so nice today?"
"Don't change the subject! How are you walking?"

by haterzenx March 05, 2023