national nobody gives a fuck day 

april 28 is national nobody gives a fuck day, just do anything because nobody gives a fuck.

teacher- *passes out work*

laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"

national nobody gives a fuck day by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019

National punch someone in the ball’s day

Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.

Hey Brett it’s National punch someone in the ball’s day

National punch someone in the ball’s day by Mikeox69420 October 23, 2019

national get over your crush day 

November 1st is national get over your crush day. This day is when you know your crush doesn’t like you back, just like mine. Don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing that someone likes him.

National get over your crush day means the day you forget about your crush and move on!

national get over your crush day by mai mai October 26, 2019

give your crush your hoodie day

November 29! the day you have to give your crush your hoodie 👀🤭

mark: Why do you look so nervous?
john: Well i have to give my crush my hoodie today cause it’s give your crush your hoodie day

give your crush your hoodie day by i’dratherbedoingsomethingelse November 1, 2019

National Rowan is a Boomer Day 

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"

National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer

National Rowan is a Boomer Day by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019

National Give Your Crush Your Hoodie Day 

If you have a crush, give him/her one of your hoodies for a day. If you’re someone who doesn’t give hoodies, but wants hoodies, today is the day you must ask your crush for their hoodie. So if you’re giving your crush your hoodie today, make sure they don’t wear a hoodie, so you can give him/her one of yours!

“You should give your hoodie to Alexis today since it’s National Give Your Crush Your Hoodie Day today!

National Give Your Crush Your Hoodie Day by Jackson Arebello December 9, 2019

National anybody but Jackson appreciation day 

On April 22, we celebrate anybody but those named Jackson bc fuck you jackson

Guy 1: “Hey, today is National anybody but Jackson appreciation day”
Jackson: “Why do you hate me.”
Guy 1: “Because fuck you Jackson.”

National anybody but Jackson appreciation day by Shlongdong_69 April 21, 2020