A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
Get the lard cock-blockmug. 
Get the blockedmug. by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
Get the Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?mug. To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021
Get the Cock Blockmug. by nem912 August 19, 2017
Get the Cock blockmug. by Nobodyxzy October 8, 2016
Get the Bypress Blockmug. Hym "You have to see the parallel between that and my thing, right? Like... Yeah, is that a problem, to you? Not being able to block people on Twitter? So, you have a problem... With a LESS IMPACTFUL version of what's happening to me... THAT is news worthy... The Twitter version of not being able to block people... Wow guys... Just wow... You're dumb. You're actually dumb. Borderline retarded! Getting rid of the block feature is the ultimate retard test for people who are aware of Hym. 'I think is bad for logic reason because I'm smart' YOU'RE NOT SMART MF! You're a retard! You failed the test! The ONLY response that constitutes 'Not a retard' is agreeing with the decision. You failed! And you REPORTED ON IT! AS NEWS! You actually take yourself seriously! And reported on YOU no longer being able to do... The thing I have NEVER been able to do... You're a fucking retard man..."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
Get the Blockmug.