Jacob Elordi

Tall, fine piece of meat who can stick his meat somewhere; a goddess;)

Woah! Look at Jacob Elordi over there! He’s a goddess!

by love.r March 15, 2024

Jacob steganal

Light weight
Too much dip on ya chip

Anorexic bitch
Push over

Always hooking up with cortni

Peter puffer

Loves anal beeds 80”
No penis

Obnoxious

Jacob steganal like 80” of anal beeds

by Fake bitch January 13, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is sweet and generous he is most likely to marry someone who’s name starts with a K though he won’t know it at first. He is very social and has many friends!

Jacob is so cute!

by Gmafourlifebekind September 25, 2018

jacob

Jacob is a pretty cool dude. He is great at cooking (no) He can exhale with the power of Zeus himself, and FINALLY the greatest geologist/architect/CHIC magnet/attracts only NOT sluts

Jacob: ni hao

Girls: nOoO

Jacob: CHING CHONG

GIRLS: (0___0)

by fkdsopkfaskf;es June 11, 2019

Raylin x Jacob

jacob being so oblivious while raylin is OBVIOUSLY confessing her love (L jacob)

jacob always giving raylin gifts when he knows that raylin cant give any back..

raylin and jacob ALWAYS hugging in the hallways, you will never see them not hugging (bella and jose could never)

when chloe brings up jacob in a conversation raylin blushes (well if its visible)

THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE

ship Raylin x Jacob NEOWWW

i made good oneshots for this..

by cupidfantasy March 24, 2023

Jacob Saggytiddies

that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt

Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"

Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"

Girl 1: "Well n-"

Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"

by lipsoul is superior September 13, 2020

Jacob

An obese man in high school

Did you see Jacobs fat ass today

by Coooooolgary February 1, 2022