two ball throat cream

The creamy substance known as a males sperm from his two balls, that is used in ones throat as some sort of relief from a sore throat.

Female: My throat hurts, I think I have a cold coming on.
Male: I have something that'll help with that.
Female: Oh, what's that?!
Male: Some two ball throat cream!

by Youngdumbandfullofcumaye December 04, 2015

Number two-pump-chump

A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.

See Also: Two-pump-chump

You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.

I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!

by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

by TheOhJeez November 02, 2009

two 40's chick

a two 40's chick is a girl that you have to drink two full forty ounces worth of beer for you to consider her to be attractive enough to get with.

after a night of hard drinking rob woke up in bed next to a two 40's chick. ah fuck!

by g-ring June 27, 2007

two minute steam stink

To defecate in a bathroom toilet while an individual is in the shower.

My woman was showering, but I couldn't hold it anymore, so I had to drop the two minute steam stink.

by Matryx February 13, 2003

beef and two roast veg

UK slang for penis and balls

by chow yung fat June 25, 2003

two girls one cat

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

by carlosamelioandwatson April 27, 2011