The Unwise And Mystical Tree

An ancient and mystical being that is very stupid.

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here...

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 28, 2024

Tree

A plant with leaves and a trunk

Hey, look, a tree

by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017

Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.

If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023

Tree

Another word to say three (by retards)

I have TREE apples (I have three apples)

by poteticman June 30, 2021

Tree magnet

A bad or reckless driver who often hits trees with their vehicle.

"That guy is a total tree magnet, can't keep those birches away from him."

by Jmc9705 February 19, 2019

Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Tree whore

A female who congregates between men to smoke their herb

You're smoking with my ex, she's a tree whore.

by Jboneak July 19, 2020