A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019
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by Crazy🙃 June 13, 2018
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Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?
Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
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