Comfort Cock

A nice place girls can are always welcome to when they are:
Upset
On the rebound
Need a friend with benefits
etc

Guy: " Hey girl, you look down, you know I've got that Comfort Cock if you need it"

by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou April 24, 2015

Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold

Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009

Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold “

They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!

by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019

Cock-off

Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)

Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.

Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.

by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009

cock blowing

An event or experience so delightful that one could compare it to having one's cock blown

I loved that movie!! It was cock-blowing!!!
I'm so hungry I'd kill for a cock blowing burger right now

by Harba tarba June 7, 2016

cock controlled

Equivalent to pussy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.

Girl No. 1: So what are you doing this weekend.

Girl No. 2: I'm going to the monster truck show with my man.

Girl No. 1: OMG you are SOOOOO cock controlled!

by GodintheBox September 24, 2011

musical cocks

Game for 2 or more couples . Created by swinger couple Heather C Payne and Gary Jones with the swinger-blog.xxx. As seen on pornHub , Xhamster, and porn-sluts.xxx and many more sites

Men sit, and wife or girl friends sit on next cock after song stops.

Hi, my Name is Heather . We are playing musical cocks tonight if you are interested.

by PSFILM January 11, 2019