turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass
Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
by Captain Neck February 05, 2015
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Biggest turd in the world

The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass
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turd burgler

(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
by TBurgler44 July 23, 2013
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Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference
That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.
by Klundamatron6000 September 01, 2020
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Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..
“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”
by Dennis Dragon August 30, 2019
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Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...
I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.
by J4CKTR1PP3R October 03, 2020
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Turd Flinger

A gay Brazilian man, living in Foster City that loves to throw feces at unsuspecting victims
Hey man, you can’t be a turd flinger with my new friends!
by d1rkd1ggler September 20, 2018
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