One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.
by Bear Down June 16, 2011
Get the Double Bag Rulemug. hardcore show rules, obide by these rules at a harcore show.
1. don't push or shove at the hardcore show.(don't fucking mosh! it's not a fucking mosh pit it's a fucking circle pit! so fuck off fucking moshers)
2. don't be a dick. (even though we can't stop you from being a dick, you should help people up after they fall, and if you see a shoe on the ground pick it up, and put it in the air, if no one claims it after 2 minutes, drop it...)
3. don't get drunk in the bar and then walk into the pit looking to harcore dance. (your basiccaly asken for a fight)
4. don't start a fight. (if you get mad because someone hit you, just brush it off, and then get in there and start HxC dancing.)
5. don't steal water from the people! (They payed 2-3 dollars for that small bottle of water. even asking for water is wrong. I your gunna steal water, steal it from the people who sell it for 2-3 dollars...those fucking bastards.)
1. don't push or shove at the hardcore show.(don't fucking mosh! it's not a fucking mosh pit it's a fucking circle pit! so fuck off fucking moshers)
2. don't be a dick. (even though we can't stop you from being a dick, you should help people up after they fall, and if you see a shoe on the ground pick it up, and put it in the air, if no one claims it after 2 minutes, drop it...)
3. don't get drunk in the bar and then walk into the pit looking to harcore dance. (your basiccaly asken for a fight)
4. don't start a fight. (if you get mad because someone hit you, just brush it off, and then get in there and start HxC dancing.)
5. don't steal water from the people! (They payed 2-3 dollars for that small bottle of water. even asking for water is wrong. I your gunna steal water, steal it from the people who sell it for 2-3 dollars...those fucking bastards.)
The breaking of all but rule #2 of the hardcore show rules, gives everyone the right to beat the shit out of the person who breaks the rules...
But not everyone will, only a select few actually do it...
But not everyone will, only a select few actually do it...
by David Avt. May 27, 2008
Get the hardcore show rulesmug. Leaving 2 empty seats open that separate yourself and a stranger upon choosing your seat in a movie theater.
by nevo17209 January 19, 2010
Get the 2 Seat Rulemug. When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule
by AgentPtheBA April 2, 2013
Get the Half-Way Rulemug. When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.
"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."
by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014
Get the coffee table rulesmug. ''The 50 foot'' rule pertains to the distance a male is from a female before he can make an accurate assessment of her appearance. If she is seen from beyond "50 feet" then she is too far away for him to judge clearly if she is worth pursuing.
Male 1. "Man did you check out that girl? She was killer!" Male 2. "No man, did you use the 50 foot rule? No! Well then, you don't if she was banging or leading the cougar line. Don't waste your time."
by partyviking June 29, 2013
Get the 50 foot rulemug. A clarification of Rule 34:
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."
(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)
In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."
(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)
In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.
Me: "Has anyone done porn of Maximus and Sven getting it on?"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"
by Egtverchi August 8, 2016
Get the Rule 34-Smug.