by GNSGNY December 22, 2018
A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 October 25, 2017
The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby
before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
by Doc Andre December 03, 2009
Get the thats not what your momma said last night mug.
"i wanna be the one you think about at night, And I wanna be the one that you would put up a fight for
You know that I adore
That even when you're bored
I'd buy you anything and everything I can't afford"
You know that I adore
That even when you're bored
I'd buy you anything and everything I can't afford"
by luvvinn October 19, 2020
To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."
by Petey Pablo January 31, 2005
1) Quote from the the 1957 classic TV show "Leave it to Beaver"
2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)
2) When a male sexually pleases a female sometimes inducing pain, but always pleasure ;)
Bridget: "Wow, last night was bad."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."
Muhammad: "What do you mean? I had a great time!"
Bridget: "Yeah but you were a little hard on the beaver last night..."
by Justin Manfred Weaver December 22, 2008