March 5th

March 5th is Ezyw_2's Birthday!!

"oh hey its march 5th , Thats Ezyw_2's birthday , i should go follow them on twitch!!"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

March 24

Nation rail your shortest friend day.

Don't be scared. Do it!!

Boy : "Let me rail you,it's march 24"
Short friend : "well it is March 24"

by Chickennuggetsveryburnt March 23, 2023

March 15

March 15th is National start dating someone day

Person #1: Hey! Today is Start Dating Someone Day!
Person#2: Really?!

Person #1: Yea! March 15th

by Sirputssgkafvvskgxgdsfufff March 14, 2025

march 6th

National touch day. Touch your partners genital's.

A: Its march 6th.

B: What is that.
A: National touch day.
B: What is that.
A: Where you lay your hand on your partners privates.

by Mr.jerrycan March 5, 2025

March Slap Ass Month

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

March 6th

March 6th is Prank Day.
do the most craziest prank you can think of.

"Its march 6th! Im gonna tell my dad my boyfriend got me pregnant!"

by dadwheredidyougocomeback March 6, 2023

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022