stepgrandson-in-law

Stepgrandchild's husband.

My stepgrandson-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

nibling-in-law

1- Nibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's nibling.

nibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

stepson-in-law

Stepchild's husband.

My stepson-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Law of Bugtropy

The total bugs of an isolated coded application can never decrease over time, and is constant if and only if all changes done are reversible.

John:
"88 little bugs in the code,
88 little bugs in the code.
Take one down, patch it around,
108 little bugs in the code."

Bob: Yeah man, that's just law of bugtropy...

by mayukhm November 16, 2020

mother-in-law

Spouse's mother.

My mother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

mcclane's law

the theory that as an online discussion about Christmas/holiday movies progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be mentioned that Die Hard is indeed, a Christmas movie

{person 1}I think Home alone is the best Christmas movie.
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!

by BToxic December 30, 2017