Banner James jacobs

A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.

Banner James jacobs has never been laid

by Someone who’s been laid June 24, 2023

Jacob

one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.

jacob are you on an FBI list for searching up how to make crystal meth?!!?!!!??!!!

by I_just_need_to_vent June 26, 2023

Jacob Keeler

He's bitch made.

Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.

by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024

Jacob

To deny something in terms of permission or just facts and what happened or something is what jacobing it is so thats what it means to jacob something

He asked me if he can have permission to operate my car but I jacobed it and another example is a man at the bar asked me if I drank his beer but I jacobed it and you jacob things if you have to jacob things

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed

who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got

by 2ndhoe July 7, 2024

Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...

Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)

by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024

Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.

That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!

by nickerballz August 8, 2024