jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 21, 2017

Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.

Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*

by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021

Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.

Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng

by Big_Boi_Karol May 09, 2021

Jacob McHugh

Literally Jesus that’s it.

Jacob McHugh died for our sins

by I did it what you gonna do November 29, 2019

jacob paull

A person that is named jacob paull is gay and forgetful and he has no friends.

You are such a jacob paull that we wont be his friend.

by Bporter November 18, 2017

Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

jacob medor

Aka cheese d*ck, A man that is sexy and get a lot of girls and likes to beat off to Kylie Jenner

Stop being a Jacob medor and best off to Kylie Jenner

by lilbigga September 23, 2020