nerd ghetto

A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.

Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.

by batfemme53 July 11, 2022

ghetto futuristic

Ghetto, only not in a toolish way.
Originated from the song "Start it Up" by A Tribe Called Quest.. ("Ebonically lingustic wit' the ghetto futuristic")

That kid listens to underground rap, he's probably ghetto futuristic.

by distancehasaway June 22, 2011

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole

Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby

by cashlic September 22, 2021

Ghetto Doting

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.

Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.

by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017

children of the ghetto

a song that blew up in Waterloo by an artist by the name of Philip Bailey that was used by a bunch of kings to push on a group of peasants to use on a day to day basis, as well as in the morning to wake households up and get people ROWDY, as well as mellowed out to enjoy everyday. It lasted about 2 weeks and was played each one of those days approximately all day long. It became a hit because of the ruthless pushing and overplaying, as well as changing up the lyrics in order to better suit the people, and the house addresses that each of them resided in.

Children of the ghetto!!!!! Take your time (high pitch voice) over and over and over until you get the reaction you want.

reactions include:
1. SHUT UP over there I can hear your through the wall
2. children of the ghettttooooooooooooooooooooooo
3. Children of King Street

by Number 1 King Poppa February 24, 2009