oh snappin' bird.

only the coolest pharse ever. related to, oh snap, oh shnap, and, mockingbird.

oh snappin' bird, i lost my pen!

by timmy November 30, 2003

feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

by Juan Nutt May 6, 2011

Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt

To complete two things in one action.

One solution to two problems.

Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.

Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.

Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!

by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012

Sweating like a fat bird in a disco

To sweat profusely, in a manner similar to larger women in discos.

Rachel was too warm in the lecture, and was sweating like a fat bird in a disco

by Sped66 May 26, 2006

Pink Meated Chero Bird (PMCB)

A deformed bird. Men lay the egg that is bigger than the bird and says PMCB on it. They can not fly they can jump. If they touch humans they fall down onto the ground and the grass makes their wings fall of and the sun makes them shrivel up and die. They eat berries and water bugs. They are actually grey and when people call it pink it's because the water they find the turn it into milk and and mix the red berries with it and makes it pink and they mix it with their spit and to defend themselves it spits that stuff at you. Another name for the Pink Mated Chero Bird is Eastern Phoebe. Blue Jays are their cousins. Baby feet start out big and grow up small. Babies look like baby Eastern Phoebes with huge feet. Their call sounds like a giant dying walrus. Their nest are 5ft long and 3ft deep made of nothing but sticks. It is very very very hard to find. Their life cycle is: bugs-mosquitoes-PMBC-bears-humans. they go up to trees, spit on them, leaves that turn green-pink fall of the tree, then the tree eventually dies.

Did you see that Pink Meated Chero Bird (PMCB) yesterday?

by SexyUnicorn4 June 24, 2016

chicken ain't nothin but a yard bird

Typically used to reassure someone that an event is insignificant and should not be worried about. Also used as a variation of "no big deal".

Friend: "I'm so worried about this test tomorrow..."
Me: "Chicken ain't nothin but a yard bird. No need to worry about it!"

by pollonoesnada April 20, 2018

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014