Etown College

The absolute worst college in all of America. Full of ugly bitches, libtards, and home of the corniest parties ever.
Person 1: Yo you tryna party at Etown College tonight bro?
Person 2: Fuckssss no babyyyy I'd rather choke my chicken all night. There will be 80% dudes 20% bitches and 19.8% of the bitches look like my left testicle.
by Barack Huessin Obama September 20, 2022
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college louise wegmann

amazing school that has the best councillor
do you attend a class at college louise wegmann
by 12345dany May 02, 2023
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St Paul's Catholic College

a school that has boys
a school that is named St Paul's Catholic College
by Hippq February 17, 2023
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Qlown college

A college or university that doesn't teach any kind of marketable skill, but wants to charge crippling debt for an increasing worthless degree.
Trump university was a Qlown college
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023
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Armidale Secondary College

What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies

The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol
Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now

Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!
by HoeLife_orNoLife March 07, 2024
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Hmong College Prep Academy

A school where all the drama happens. Its a gangbanger school, where they think they can bang around, even on the lockers. Thats why they are gay. Girls over there makes drama, like they are the queen in that school, they are the wannabe drama queens. Relationships in that school sucks ass so much. Idfk why guys over there, thinks so low too. People over there, they need help in general. That school is overall stupid asf.
Friend one: “Have you ever heard about Hmong College prep Academy?”
Friend two: Yes, thats a gangbanger school
by BBG_Official.026 November 20, 2023
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College Republican

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"
by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020
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