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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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Isaac's Law

Anything in the world is a 50/50 chance, as it can be either true or false.
"What are the chances that I win the lottery?"
"By Isaac's Law, 50/50."
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Huynh law

Anything that falls under the Huynh law would become correct effective immediately. Benjamin Huynh has the ability to change the rules or facts of anything based on the Huynh law.
Benjamin Huynh: Hey bro did you know i now own Darian's entire house
Guy 1: No you dont dumbass how can you own it
Benjamin Huynh: I invoked the Huynh law so i own it.
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co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.
My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
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Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
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double-sibling-in-law

Sibling’s spouse and spouse’s sibling at the same time.
My double-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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granduncle-in-law

1- Grandpibling's husband.
2- Spouse's granduncle.
My granduncle-in-law is a good person.
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