fetal turd

the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born

" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !

by michael foolsley July 22, 2022

turd

a big fat jerk

he is such a turd

by jeff the dankster April 19, 2018

BURNT TURD

A turd that has been cooking too long in your belly and needs to be pooped.

My bathroom schedule is so off that I had to rush home from work with a burnt turd.

by mwecky January 3, 2019

Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

Turd Shepard

A derogatory name for a plumber that is unstopping a fetid toilet. He protects and directs the turds to go in the proper direction.

He served a 4 year apprenticeship and only became a turd Shepard

by The plumbers professor December 20, 2025

Turd

ben cretsinger :))

you’re a turd

by mialeblanc October 27, 2019

Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.

Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me

by ToDoList November 16, 2019