Fart floss

To grow out one's pubic hair, fuck another girl in the ass, and proceed home to have your girlfriend blow you during which she gets a pube stuck in between her teeth.

It is best to fart floss after you also work out, the sweat factor is significant.

by handle this dick May 23, 2016

fart breeze

An activity in which people inhale each other's farts or in some cases some goes into a public place smelling for farts to inhale

Example 1 Guy 1: Hey man did you try that party last night. Guy 2: yeah it seemed good but then everyone started fart breezing
Example 2 BRO! Are you trying to fart breeze me your not gonna get your money's worth I wipe really well so back off

by Thnvn24876 February 12, 2018

Ant Fart

A major incident or issue that has occurred, but you forgot to mention to someone important that should have been informed.

Umm, Mary and I got married last week. Sorry for the Ant Fart

by Ant Farter January 28, 2020

Fart Smoker

Someone who puckers up to a butthole and inhales the contents of the fart.

Yeah, Uriah why don't you come over here and smoke this fart you dirty fart smoker

by Gamache2 April 13, 2020

platonic fart

Just the worlds most gargantuan toot ever detonated into existence

Dude yesterday I had the most platonic fart I swear

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

stomach fart

The growling sound your stomach makes when you're hungry and haven't eaten in a while. Sounds like your ass cheeks are attempting to squelch a wet fart on it's way out your ass hole. Stomach farts don't smell like anything, but they sound eerily similar to real farts and are actually much harder to conceal. Comparable to the sound of a blue whale's mating call; stomach farts are known to be exceptionally loud during test days and moments of silence.

I ripped the loudest stomach fart in class today. Even the teacher heard it.

by frothynipples March 9, 2020

TAC-fart

Not to be confused with a tactical fart.

A TAC-fart is the acronym for a "top arse crack" fart. These are specific farts that are funnelled up the arse crack and expell themselves out the top of the trouser band, onto the lower back.

They are often of a high pitched squeaky tone and best performed when sitting on a hard, flat surface where the air has no way to move forward from the anus, thus must escape via the top of the arse crack.

Nice TAC-fart, you could have warned me though my mouth was open.

by Captain Shonko April 29, 2020