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Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.
"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic
by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021
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full bulldog

When you moon someone and present your balls from your back side
when I quit my job I gave my boss a full bulldog on the way out the door.
by Unknown pagan July 14, 2017
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full billy

A man who has mastered the art of hill billying
Ain't nothin holdin ol' Jimbo back now, he's gone full billy.
by puddinpop June 13, 2014
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Full moon

Brandy 3rd album which considered as the blueprint of modern R&B because of the vocal arrangements and the futuristic sound of the album.
Full moon is Brandy best album and one the greatest R&B albums of all time
by MilesDavis87 January 4, 2022
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Full Jonno

A term reserved for those who are so intoxicated and drugged up that their inhibitions are reduced to the point where said person will do ANYTHING.
"Did you see that guy? Yeah, he went full Jonno!!"
by Peg legged February 19, 2014
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the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James
Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)
by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017
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Full Barbarian

Full barbarian when your having sex with a chick on her period and she sucks your dick to finish you off. Thus leaving her face bloody.
Bro ... chick was on her period and went full barbarian. When she came up her face was covered in blood.
by Comp6 November 23, 2021
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