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Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.
Toms River has a big population.
by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023
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Tom Holland

Tom Holland is a synonym for hot like extremely attractive!
What is the hottest the class: (the sun) me: Tom Holland
by Addict to Tom Holland January 10, 2021
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Tom

A fat, ugly mess that no one will ever love. Everyone wishes he was dead and would stop taking up other peoples oxygen. No girl on planet earth will ever love him.
I’d love to be Tom.
by NotTomBiscuit November 22, 2021
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tom parker

by qazellee August 28, 2022
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Tom Sawyer

Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer is a coming-of-age story about a mischievous boy named Tom Sawyer and his adventures in the 1840s American South.
A modern-day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride
by tayyahsu May 13, 2025
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Tom without Jerry

A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.
"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"
by Little Dove June 6, 2023
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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!
by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
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