clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.

“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Okkkk, divaaaa”

*Then they all explode and die*

by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025

Tea

Tea refers to drama or gossip. For example, the expression, “spill the tea” means the same as “tell me the gossip”.

“OMG! Spill the tea between Jack and Laura.”

by Sky122 April 3, 2019

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

dingleberry tea

a concoction made from steeping dried dingleberries into hot water of about 120F

did you like that dingleberry tea I made you?

by indica_weeds November 17, 2022

bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.

PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD

by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010

TEA

The Eclipse Association

"I'm a member of TEA." What? "The Eclipse Association".

by AWD Podcast October 5, 2020

High Tea

Bong hits and Tea. Similar to Wake and Bake but with Tea

They wanted to wake and bake but were out of coffee, so they went for High Tea instead .

by Mondojava December 24, 2023