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wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off
man, I wanna wrench your pipe.
by Wyzrd Head February 24, 2024
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suck the pipe

Charles Manson and his gang were org. sentenced to "Suck The Pipe" at San Quentin, but their sentences got commuted.
by WingDiamond March 13, 2024
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alice skin pipe line

shit in a condom and freeze it and hit someone
i just alice skin pipelined my teacher

alice skin pipe line - shiti n a condom and freeze it
by anonymous April 10, 2024
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make that pipe whistle

A professional smoker! Someone that can make that pipe whistle!
That man can “make that pipe whistle!”
by Bunniluv420 April 20, 2024
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Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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flint michigan water pipe

A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.
Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.
by itssojoever May 1, 2024
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