A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.
by Pussysoaker November 21, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. A mental case who find the wierdest videos and images. Is probably a secret furry and is sometimes dangerous to be around. But, he is funny most of the time. He is also a beast on Minecraft PvP.
by ChinchyNewt1 August 3, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.
Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.
by mcnibbins June 4, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.
by skatesex December 16, 2021
Get the Jacob vmug. Shawn Jacob Gregory, aka Shawny bingbong, aka floppily aka Papa Floppybob Cheeto Greg.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.
by shawnygregslover123 August 27, 2022
Get the Shawn Jacob Gregorymug. by IdSimpForACreeper September 2, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. A name used to describe a male who takes it way past the no homo threshold. He usually acts very sus and is very gay.
Jacob: Hey homies, wanna makeout?
The Bros: no, bro...that's gay..
Jacob: ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐-!
The Bros: no, bro...that's gay..
Jacob: ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐-!
by Bitchheadass April 10, 2020
Get the Jacobmug.