Jacob Jr

Being a crybaby ass bitch about something

That’s a real Jacob Jr response

by Plastickat October 8, 2025

Show us ya jacobs

Balls, testicles, nads.

Sees a Naralda Jacobs on TV
“Show us ya Jacobs, Jacobs”

by newWordQueen25 October 9, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.

Jacob is THE guy.

by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025

Jacob A. Z <3

The love of my life! Best man i’ve ever met, in character, emotional depth, and soul. Jacob, you know how to love me. I am eternally glad I met you and in every life i’d do it over and over again. Thank you for choosing me to be yours, it is truly an honor.

“Jacob A. Z <3? Oh i know him, he is the love of Maggie’s life!”

by Maggie May <3 November 7, 2025

Jacob

A bowling ball who sits on the toilet for many hours

Jacob Loves sitting on the toilet and call it his second home

by Ghostface152 November 24, 2025

Jacob

Two-faced like a Poundland Batman villain and folds faster than a Primark deckchair after two drinks. Cannot handle booze, cannot handle drugs, cannot even handle himself — but will still swear blind he’s “fine” while single-handedly ruining the vibe like it’s his full-time job.
Tragically, beneath all the chaos, there’s actually a decent lad buried somewhere… but he’s held hostage by Drunk Goblin Jacob.

“Whose idea was it to let Jacob drink again? I’m not paying for another fire extinguisher.”

by Sheknows123117 November 25, 2025

Jacob

A 33 year old virgin who loves gilfs

I better hurry before Jacob goes to work

by Jacobslover69 November 29, 2025