Jacob

black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf

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omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....

by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019

Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021

Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'

That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire

by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023

Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.

Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob

by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025

Jacob

cunt

hey look it’s the cunt ‘jacob’

by Harrold Busk September 27, 2022

Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water

Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move

by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018

Jacob Wain

Jacob being Irish
Wain being English

foxy ass bitch that hates everyone and loves sex

You're such a Jacob Wain!

by Definition People May 4, 2018