hi

You're either bored or you're typing this to see if your internet is working.

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by Spagootti February 8, 2020

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

hi

a greeting

Jake: hi
Dave: hi

by dnasu February 16, 2022

Hi

Hi

Hi what’s up

by Turtles-or_frogs August 4, 2021

His ai dave

A way to signal to someone that you have aids as "his ai Dave" is a anagram for I have auds

Person 1: hey bro did you hear His ai dave

Person 2: ohhh shit you should go see a doctor

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Hi

A type of greeting 🤗

“Hi, bro”

by Popcorn lover 101🍿 February 27, 2019

Hi

I don’t like you but try to be nice.

Crush: Hi
Me: Okay

by Ppsmaller February 14, 2021